The benefits of being double dumb

I wake up at 10:00 this morning ready to sit my Engineering Computing exam at 12:30. I check my calendar, to which I find 12:30 is the end time and I'm already 70 minutes late for the last thing I need to pass me this paper.


Yes, my first thought was, "Can I turn up late?" No. 45 minutes after the start of an exam you are denied entry and you forfeit hundreds of study hours and thousands of dollars in course fees in an instant. With my heart in my arse, I spend the next five minutes checking up on my friends' blogs, looking for any way to escape the reality semi-truck rearing its headlights at me. Moments before I become a mess on my hard university dorm floor, I muster a thought. 

What if... The date on my calendar was wrong?

It's happened before, costing me erhmm.. 4% of my grade in another paper? I knew the likelihood of it happening again was slim, but a dying man will embrace any crumb of hope. So, I check online.

Exam's on Tuesday.

Today's Tuesday.


HAHAHAHA WRONG. If the exam is on Tuesday, today is last Tuesday!!! It says right there, I sit the test on Tuesday the 23rd!!!
I am such a bumbling moron that my two education-ruining mistakes cancelled out, and have given me a whole week more to study! I am absolutely not gonna study every day however when playing The Battle Cats is far more entertaining.


You know who else is a moron? A certain british twink sphere I still need to introduce Lyriq to.


Whenever I make a mistake like this I remind myself that it's just my little Wheatley, built to dampen my intelligence cores. without him I would be too powerful for my own good. Thank you little Wheatley.












Comments

  1. z v internet15 June 2026 at 16:27

    Blog post so gripping I spit my coffee cartoon style also yes to battle cats

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  2. lyriq ♡15 June 2026 at 16:32

    me mention AAHHHHHHHHHHH. I been unsatisfied with bloons td 6 lately maybe battle cats is my next mobile game...

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    1. Genetic Lifeform and Dih Operating System15 June 2026 at 17:01

      Do try it I will buy you a decaf no chocolate sugar free mocha latte and we can play together with zhy

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  3. sirultimatefreaksalot15 June 2026 at 16:57

    stupid stupid idiot did I mention you're stupid I forgot what our little ball says in that quote

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