First episode of AOT!!!

these two gooner FREAKS won't let me watch the show AT ALL. Preston would now like to share some words on how much he sucks:

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. I AM HERE, WATCHING PEAK, AND THESE TWO MEN- NO - BOYS. ARE HERE CLAPPING THEY FEET ASKING FOR MY ATTENTION. I DON't WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU BITCH ASS PIECES OF SHIT AND YOURE GOD DAMN JOKES. LET ME WATCH MY FUCKIGN SHOW IN PEACE YOU IGNORANT FOOLS.

So okay yeah we are enjoying otusrelves having an amazing night this is what i think max feels as we fuck around and eventually find out. hope this helps give you three WOMEN some perspective. he also says we are  nice guys and would give us hugs. he hugged me btw. got a MAJOr boner. FOR LEGAL REASONS THATS A JOKE THAT WAS MADE FOR HIS FUNNY REACTION OKAY okay we got that lets move on tio max's POV

Thank you mr. Brownie for those words. To recap, we got through 20 minutes of this 25-minute pilot, before the server decided to cut us off. I can probably guess what is next to happen anyway; Big titan breaks wall, little titans eat people, the kids survive (because this is just their origin story) . DANIELS is relentlessly caressing my upper back with his toes, which I DO NOT appreciate. I will end the blog here, and write a more serious review of the season as I progress through it WITHOUT these dimwits.


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  1. z v internet24 June 2026 at 05:41

    Wonderful to see a man following through with his words. Aot is peak truly. Though I can't decide whether P and D clapping cheeks would add more to the experience... I'll decide when I see it. Do NOT watch aot intoxicated enjoy peak with FULL ATTENTION
    (｀_´メ)

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    1. Genetic Lifeform and Dih Operating System24 June 2026 at 05:43

      We have given up no intoxicated aot tn, I'll pick back up tomorrow

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